good hats

due to technical difficulties these are only available as a PDF at the moment, but I am looking to change this.

This one is the Captain Covid hat. At Emerson, a Covid Captain is the person that oversees Covid regulations during film production. I believe they should wear this hat. To inspire and impress.

This hat is for Cap’n ar—-. This authoritative man walks around at night with his glow in the dark hat, commanding everyone he sees. His thick southern accent makes his name and origins a mystery. He isn’t sure what’s going on, all he knows is that he is in charge of it.

This one is my favorite. Captain Chaos! Put this hat on to truly feel the chaos. This hat has a tie-dyed body with a shimmery pink band and emblem, perfect for every outfit ever. Captain Chaos brings more than enough energy to its wearer so they might accomplish any shenanigan at any hour.

its camp.